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Harry Osborn ([personal profile] fantod) wrote2016-01-30 11:57 pm

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mostlyajerk: (omg a smile)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2021-05-09 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
In that case, just become someone's sugar daddy and then let him make all of your business decisions.
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[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2021-05-09 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me know if you need help with your Grindr.

Bottom or vers?
mostlyajerk: (pied piper style)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2021-05-09 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Wouldn't have thought so.

You've got those evil prince looks.
mostlyajerk: (my world is gone)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2021-05-09 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You wear it well, honestly. Not that that's the biggest priority there.

I don't know. I think if you don't have a son to disapprove of, you're not really ticking the CEO boxes I'm familiar with.
mostlyajerk: (if you say so)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2021-05-09 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
And, you don't have any enticing interns?

What do you do, hire for qualifications other than looks?
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[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2021-05-09 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Just get a personal assistant, pretty sure that's what my father does, going by how many of those he went through and how many pills my mother popped.

More seriously, are you looking for something real or just looking to get laid?
mostlyajerk: (what the fuck)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2021-05-09 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not interested, I'm taken. Also, you're not really what I'm looking for.

It's not a bad thing, you know? Making a connection.
mostlyajerk: (please shut up)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2021-05-09 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Mature. Brilliant mind. Annoyingly handsome. Aloof. Mercurial, honestly.

Having someone you are close to can also help keep you grounded and give you happiness. I know it does for me.
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[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2021-05-09 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't tend to be lucky, so we'll see. I'm not likeable or loveable.

I'm not saying that you need someone. I'm just saying that it can be something other than a complication or burden.
mostlyajerk: (what the fuck)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2021-05-09 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
People wanting to fuck me isn't the same as people liking me. But that's fine. He likes me.

Then just go out with me some time. It's not hard to get laid.
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[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2021-05-09 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
He is definitely not the baby type. Neither am I. But I like the out of the box approach.

You shouldn't, it's bad for the environment. Everything is. See, I need to work on clean flight technology.
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[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2021-05-09 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
...and I thought I had dysfunctional relationships. Well. I still did. Whatever, no. This is working, it's just that I don't trust things to go well. And, yes, I am insecure and jealous, but I'm working on it.

I thought you were too lazy for even your jet, so this is all hypothetical anyway.
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[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2021-05-09 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That makes one (1) guy who finds it charming.

Probably. I'm not involved in PR, for obvious reasons, but I'm sure Oscorp has been invited to The Night.

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