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[fantod]

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[fantod]

And my judgement is garbage so make of that what you will.

Exciting. I'll bring you condoms and lube <3 you want ribbed or non-ribbed?

[mostlyajerk]

I'll go with the usual assumption that I'm charmless, thanks.

Pft. I don't know what your targets are going to be into.

[fantod]

They're a gift to help secure your relationship.

I know how to reel in my type. Lots of money, booze and asking them if they're down to fuck. If they're not into that, their judgement is too solid - hence, not my type.

[mostlyajerk]

What is your type? I mean, aside from shallow enough.

[fantod]

I don't know.

I once around guys I like, I'm pretty open.

I do like 'em strong.

[mostlyajerk]

I mean.

Stronger than you?

[fantod]

Then it's a low bar, dumbass.

Strong by normal people standard.

[mostlyajerk]

Yeah. I mean, I can lift you.

Though my coworker was complaining about how he is the only guy working here who doesn't have abs.

[fantod]

It's not an accomplishment when I'm this scrawny.

Your coworkers are lucky. I hope you do yoga in full view.

[mostlyajerk]

I do it at home. Or before anyone shows up at work. Or after they've left.

My coworker did walk in on me the other night, that's when he went off on a rant about abs.

[fantod]

I bet he fell into the temptation that is your manly abs.

Take it as a compliment.

You're turning all the boys gay.

[mostlyajerk]

I assume he's bi and in denial.

He is also the worst, so people love him.

[fantod]

Make out with him and assert your workplace dominance.

Then you will be the worst.

Lifehack.

[mostlyajerk]

I'll get right on that.

You are a brat. And I have to work.

Let me know when you're here.