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Just get a personal assistant, pretty sure that's what my father does, going by how many of those he went through and how many pills my mother popped.
More seriously, are you looking for something real or just looking to get laid?
More seriously, are you looking for something real or just looking to get laid?
I'm not interested, I'm taken. Also, you're not really what I'm looking for.
It's not a bad thing, you know? Making a connection.
It's not a bad thing, you know? Making a connection.
Mature. Brilliant mind. Annoyingly handsome. Aloof. Mercurial, honestly.
Having someone you are close to can also help keep you grounded and give you happiness. I know it does for me.
Having someone you are close to can also help keep you grounded and give you happiness. I know it does for me.
I don't tend to be lucky, so we'll see. I'm not likeable or loveable.
I'm not saying that you need someone. I'm just saying that it can be something other than a complication or burden.
I'm not saying that you need someone. I'm just saying that it can be something other than a complication or burden.
Like either of those matter in love. Love is love, doesn't matter how much you suck. People will love you anyway. Especially when you're flexible and your ass is that good.
And I'll take your word on that one. I'm not in a rush to find some companionship tho
And I'll take your word on that one. I'm not in a rush to find some companionship tho
People wanting to fuck me isn't the same as people liking me. But that's fine. He likes me.
Then just go out with me some time. It's not hard to get laid.
Then just go out with me some time. It's not hard to get laid.
He is definitely not the baby type. Neither am I. But I like the out of the box approach.
You shouldn't, it's bad for the environment. Everything is. See, I need to work on clean flight technology.
You shouldn't, it's bad for the environment. Everything is. See, I need to work on clean flight technology.
...and I thought I had dysfunctional relationships. Well. I still did. Whatever, no. This is working, it's just that I don't trust things to go well. And, yes, I am insecure and jealous, but I'm working on it.
I thought you were too lazy for even your jet, so this is all hypothetical anyway.
I thought you were too lazy for even your jet, so this is all hypothetical anyway.
That makes one (1) guy who finds it charming.
Probably. I'm not involved in PR, for obvious reasons, but I'm sure Oscorp has been invited to The Night.
Probably. I'm not involved in PR, for obvious reasons, but I'm sure Oscorp has been invited to The Night.
I'll go with the usual assumption that I'm charmless, thanks.
Pft. I don't know what your targets are going to be into.
Pft. I don't know what your targets are going to be into.
What is your type? I mean, aside from shallow enough.
Yeah. I mean, I can lift you.
Though my coworker was complaining about how he is the only guy working here who doesn't have abs.
Though my coworker was complaining about how he is the only guy working here who doesn't have abs.
I do it at home. Or before anyone shows up at work. Or after they've left.
My coworker did walk in on me the other night, that's when he went off on a rant about abs.
My coworker did walk in on me the other night, that's when he went off on a rant about abs.
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